I love my job
I lost my job
I love my job
I lost my job
Lions Gate Bridge
who is down to f…………ocus on school
Meet Lucy, a 3.2 million-year-old ancestor of ours. Though she looks like an ape, her knees were close together, just like a human’s! That positioned her feet directly under her body and made walking easier.
See the final installment of Your Inner Fish tomorrow night (4/23) on PBS at 10/9c.
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along
No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined.
So I heard it’s Earth Day
After every shower I have to grab my bundle of clothes and drag it into the laundry room. However, after every shower, I drop a sock along the way, so when I go back to finish putting my things away, I see the poor little sock.
I’d pick up the sock, and the sock would be all nervous and be all…
Why was I so wierd?
Why can’t plants have sex like animals? But no, they have to pollinate, which is basically a nicer way of saying that they are jizzing and hoping the semen hits the right place.
I do not appreciate being raped by plants! I do not like it at all!
I will not appologize for my vugarity, I’m too busy dealing with allergies.
Fuck you allergies. Fuck you! And your pollen friends!
OMFG I typed this up a year ago.
FANGIRL CHALLENGE | [1/5] Casts » The Cast of Harry Potter
“Of the actors, I can only say, I could never have dreamt the talent that we’d have had in these films, but there are seven that in private, I refer to as the big seven. And that’s Dan, Rupert, Emma, Matt, Evanna, Bonnie and Tom. And they cannot know how much I love them, what amazing things they did for my favourite characters, and I just thank them for lending us their talent and all their hard work. And then finally, as everyone else has said, but I need to say it most of all. No story lives unless someone wants to listen. So thank you, all of you. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So, whether you come back by page, or by the big screen. Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.”
- JK Rowling
This speaks to me.
I thought the first one was like a shower and I was like please give me that shower
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable